Had a bathroom face-off last week. It went like this:
My opponent had at least 2 steps on me. No doubt, he would reach the bathroom first. I had a moment of indecision. Odds are he was going for the single urinal which left me with the stall or abort and retry.
In a flash of insight I went for plan C:
Up the stairs to the bathroom above. And the urinal was free. Yeah me!
P.S. Going #1 in the stall isn't so bad. I have to do it often with 40-50 people on my floor. I just didn't feel like stalling it this time, and I didn't want to give my opponent the satisfaction of seeing me relegated to the stall. I may need professional help.
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wait. 40-50 people on your floor, and you have ONE urinal?
Yep, and it's worse: 52 men on my floor. Hence the reason I often divert to other floors.
P.S. The 3 women on my floor have an excellent bathroom situation.
I'm happy to hear that the women have a good toilet to head count ratio. So, often potty parity is lacking in public facilities.
You beat me to my question, How many women ? Even with only 3 women, I'll bet at times there is still a line !
With that ratio of men to women...I'd used the ladies restroom without any hesitation. But that would probably get me fired.
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